On Tuesday, Conan O'Brien introduced "Comedy For DVRs," a segment that is basically a little Easter egg for all of us who do nothing for his Nielson ratings (yet). The only way to enjoy the joke, you see, is to pause... and pause... and pause. This inaugural gag was called "Rejected Game Of Thrones" characters and, like SNL's "Fox & Friends" corrections, it's a long list that flies by way too fast to read. Fortunately, we had nothing better to do than painstakingly transcribe the full list, and we're here to tell you, it was worth it. Watch the clip above, then check out the rejected names below and let us know which are your favorites. Personally, we're holding out hope that one day "Lady Sideboob Of Huffington" and "K.D. Langister" turn up on GoT. * Abracadabra Jones * Al Pacino But Not The One You're Thinking Of * Alabama Shakespeare * Alexandarth The Lion-Groined * Alexandreamandalice, She Of Three Smooshed-Together First Names * Allan Applebaum Jr. * Ambrosia Triceratops * An Aardvark Who Looks Like a Dragon * Andres of du ...